I was forced at gunpoint to eat FRIED OREOS

OMG!! I had never heard of them before tonite couldve lived my whole life not knowing that they fried oreos and yet here I am after reading the menu waiting for the perfect opportunity to tell the waitress to bring me a basket of them for dessert. WELL DAMNIT I have a inquiering mind! And the little skinny bitch with the tiny shorts and the shirt that doesnt quite reach her belly button tells me how devine they are and goes and gets me some. HERES A THOUGHT can I make posters like wanted posters and distrubute them to local restuarants and it have orders to not allow me to order foolish deep fried heart attack foods?

and for the record they take Oreo cookies and dip them in batter- deep fry- roll in powdered sugar-drizzle in chocolate. Almost embarrassed myself by having a orgaism with my first bite. Now I gotta do a gazillian situps or a marathon to make up for the calories.

life goes on I guess folks. moral of my story - Make sure the gun you are pointing at yourself to order the crap is loaded so you have a solid excuse!

5 Comments so far

  1. somemansdream @ September 26th, 2008

    LOL…way I look at it…if your gonna do something bad…enjoy each and every bite! lol The gun is an idea though.
    Debbie

  2. JustShowUp @ September 27th, 2008

    LOLOL That is soooo funny! Sounds yummy though…remind me not to visit that restaurant…think I might gain a pound just reading the description…LOL

  3. sandy @ September 27th, 2008

    Oh my God. I just read ‘food porn’. lol

  4. Sabrina @ September 27th, 2008

    a place we used to go to had fried ice cream and another fried chocolate bars on the menu, i really can’t go there anymore too much temptation for me :)

  5. Dagny @ September 27th, 2008

    Actually….fried oreos? That just doesn’t sound good to me…lol I’ll stick with the plain oreos, they are already bad enough for me already! :)

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